![](http://38.media.tumblr.com/b4808b441d7d56b724dbebc52d6d00f9/tumblr_ms9clkpdC81rnoy83o1_1280.jpg)
![](http://31.media.tumblr.com/f78a695ce765baac9ba6d0ed8df671a9/tumblr_ms9clkpdC81rnoy83o2_1280.jpg)
![](http://33.media.tumblr.com/803d3b23ffbc44025da502dfd46448f8/tumblr_ms9clkpdC81rnoy83o3_1280.jpg)
![](http://31.media.tumblr.com/3198f194f70c64acaff58c63c3318b76/tumblr_ms9clkpdC81rnoy83o4_1280.jpg)
NEW POST: Urban Cat Woman
I’m a German mad scientist-umpire, and I’m calling you out.
I’m a welder that’s only concerned with my eyes, not with charring my hair.
I’m a fashion blogger at a funeral who decided leggings were pants.
I’m an urban cat woman, and this is my day off outfit.
Whatever Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story you want to back up this ensemble, pick it.
(But, if I ever get into a street rumble I think this would be a good look to resurrect. Slinky in H2T black, my hair looks even redder than normal against such a dark pallet.)