NEW POST: Urban Cat Woman

I’m a German mad scientist-umpire, and I’m calling you out.

I’m a welder that’s only concerned with my eyes, not with charring my hair.

I’m a fashion blogger at a funeral who decided leggings were pants.

I’m an urban cat woman, and this is my day off outfit.

Whatever Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story you want to back up this ensemble, pick it.

(But, if I ever get into a street rumble I think this would be a good look to resurrect. Slinky in H2T black, my hair looks even redder than normal against such a dark pallet.)